vinyl, weatherproof, aggressively hand-packed
People kept asking for a way to put the opinions on their water bottles, and I'll be honest, the garage needed to feel like a business at tax time. So: three packs, printed on thick matte vinyl, weatherproof, dishwasher-survivable (tested on my own bottle for a year, which the bottle did not survive, the sticker did). All designs drawn by hand, scanned, and only slightly cleaned up — the wobbles stay in, that's the whole brand.
Every pack is packed by me, at the kitchen table, usually on a Sunday with the radio on. If your pack arrives with a stray sequin, that's the table's fault and I'm sorry in advance.
Six lettering stickers for people who paint by hand: “the wobbles are the receipt,” “repetition is the stencil you grow yourself,” “done is a finish,” and three more I'm proud of. Sizes 5–9 cm, matte vinyl.
$9
Order this packCommemorating the border that held my kitchen hostage from 2019 to 2026. One big memoriam mushroom, four small “getting to it” mushrooms in varying states of resignation, and one scraper. Yes, the scraper is a sticker. It deserved it.
$7
Order this packFour stickers for tired people at 11pm: the full exception clause (“some stencils, used sparingly, by tired people… are fine. we do not speak of it often.”), a tiny brass alphabet set, and the burn barrel, rendered respectfully in flames. For your most conflicted stencil-owning friend.
$8
Order this packShipping: ships from Portland, Oregon, usually within a week, first-class mail. US $2 flat per order, rest of world $5. I have sent stickers to eleven countries so far and customs forms never stop being funny.
Payment: check your order by email (the buttons above open a pre-filled note), and I'll reply with payment details. Cash works at workshops and the market stall, and if you put actual cash in an envelope to 4118 SE Harney Street, that's between you and the postal service.
Returns: if a sticker arrives wrong or sad, I'll replace it. If you simply don't like them, keep them anyway — they were hand-packed and I'd only mope. The zine (Wet Paint & Grievances, $4) is a separate operation and prefers trades.
No subscription, no discount funnels, no “wait, there's more.” Three packs, one table, one Dot.